Lord of the mushrooms

Not that I am in any way endorsing the consumption of illicit substances, but I highly recommend watching "The Fellowship of the Ring" while tripping. The introduction sequence with Galadriel narrating is just incredible. Her voice completely fills up the room and you feel the battle for middle earth raging around you. And the hobbits are funny.

Jerusalem Biblical Zoo's 'gay vultures' return to the closet

There is nothing I can say to make this funnier.