shame. getting kicked out of the hong kong on a wednesday night. how might you ask can such a thing happen? imagine yourself as a somewhat inebriated, somewhat naturally stupid person, let's call him ilya. a large man comes through the crowd and unnecessarily pushes ilya on the way. not one to be slighted, ilya gives him a nudge in the back to send him on his way. large man does not appreciate the nudge. large man also turns out to be a bouncer. ilya is asked to leave and is escorted out to the tune of the bouncer's whining about an elbow in the back. hillarity ensues.

god i am dumb sometimes.