not me though. not me.

yesterday i was accused by bernard of my entries being too "heady" (i think that stands for self-indulgent intellectualizing bullshit; at least they are not dank yet). to cater to my readership, i will now give a simple summary of the weekend so far.

[Stylistic Context]

Friday afternoon
work is over
aj coming
step right up
uh huh, step right up
writhing log, oh yeah
urine control
everyone's a winner now
you got art i got art we all got art...interActive
vibrating string
"hot jeff" is awesome
so is joshun
step right up, mm hmm
2 tickets in one day
luxury ER visit
two for a dollar now
takeout dinner
back at bernard's house
...And the piAAAAno has been DRIIINKING (not me though. not me)
ajb jam
vrb's start. two for a dollar now
she's thin she's fat. and black
bernard's place is a..."hovel, shithole, palace? villa?"
allergies to gumbo - better than ever
We got a year-end clearance, so step right up
yeah, step right up

going out of business.
wake up hanging over the ceiling.
breakfast breakfast who's got my heady breakfast?
bloody sock parade
86 years
and the duck tour
quack quack
and the screaming viking nalgene
and bernard with 4 red bulls so far working on a record weekend returning to his caffeine addiction with blazing speed
so step right up

hey ma, how does it feel to be the world champions
we got a present for you
da da, da da da, da da, da da da
love that diiirttyyy waaater.
BOSTON you're my home
2 times 3 times 20 times thanks sully
indian buffet? what are we in college?
2 for a dollar now? well, step right up

taxi back (of course, jordan's in town)
another jam jam jam
you and i are. totally different. oh a gay joke how clever. i just work with what you give me.
bernard coming off the caffeine.
needs a nap. see you later alligator.
where are all the cabs? cerveza?
need a cab now. maybe we walk. maybe we cab? good tip we got. drive right up.

more relaxation.
titanic struggle.
backgammon.
9-8
i suck
wouldn't want it any other way
showers
time to go out
aurelie meeting french kids
they're two for a dollar tonight
bernard has a pre-red bull
comes over newly minted and elegant and bound to attract many more members of his persuasion
we've got a special
boys, step right up
another jammy jam. aj on the swiss ball. aj on electric. aj on the drum. b sings super good. big fucking surprise.
maybe the enormous room
more red bulls of course
good couch, but no dance floor
good tunes but little shaking
and the PIAAANNNOOO has beeen DRINKING (not me?)

finally the cantab
little joe cook the peanut
empty place
midnight special
two for the price of three
god i rule at bargaining (at least when drunk)
so we stepped right up

da da da da da da da
GET UP, GET ON UP
I said, get up, get on up
Sex machines special good deal never needs winding
and more alcohol always helps makes you fitter happier more productive
shake your booty cutie
ah shake your booty cutie
the peanut man
he's got your funk
he's got a bass player
he's got a saxofone
he's got a stroke
he's the man man man
so step right up
bernard dancing with mair's mom
we lead the dance floor
the night is young
aram shows up
quintana reprise
hairnets hairnets who's got hairnets
two for a dollar now
and slices slices
we're getting slices
new york pizza (tommys)
we stepped right up
finally my house
tumbling tumbleweed
i feel so drunk you feel so drunk we all so drunk the night is young the clock turns back and i'm still drunk and i wake up and i'm still drunk the room is spinning i feel drunk sometimes i drink and then feel drunk and tom waits sings still in my head and i feel drunk but i can't sleep an extra hour and work not done bags under the eyes smoke filled throat until next drink next drink is soon i still feel drunk but ready to go a pretty day another day blow off more work and sit around more vodka, bowls, backgammon and halloween lame costume still drunk particle with uma so much excitement i am ready step right up
and the piano will keep drinking